Twelve meme coins, one bit each

No teams. No roadmaps. No promises. The creator holds none of it. You can lose everything you put in.

• AGI Two More Weeks $2WEEKS — AGI has been two weeks away for three years.
• Dr Copper $DRCOPPER — The only metal with an economics degree.
• Robot Took My Job $TOOKJOB — It does the job worse, but at 3am, for free.
• Oil Barrel Dad $BARRELDAD — Knows the price of a barrel, not the price of milk.
• Gold The Boomer Rock $BOOMROCK — Up 2% and your uncle will not stop talking about it.
• Iron Hands $IRONHAND — Diamond hands shatter. Iron hands just rust shut.
• Coffee Before Nine $PRE9 — The only commodity priced in how badly you slept.
• Uranium Glow Up $GLOWUP — Half-life is just a long-term holding strategy.
• Corn Belt Maximalist $BELTMAXI — It is in your fuel, your soda and your dog. Mostly corn.
• Tariff Season $SEASON — It is always tariff season somewhere.
• Platinum Card Energy $CARD — Rarer than gold, worth less, still sounds richer.
• Lithium Range Anxiety $ANXIETY — Eighty percent in twenty minutes. The last ten in an hour.