Twelve meme coins, one bit each

No teams. No roadmaps. No promises. You can lose everything you put in. What the creator holds is written next to each coin.

• AGI Two More Weeks $2WEEKS — AGI has been two weeks away for three years. The creator holds none of it.
• Dr Copper $DRCOPPER — The only metal with an economics degree. The creator holds none of it.
• Robot Took My Job $TOOKJOB — It does the job worse, but at 3am, for free. The creator holds none of it.
• Oil Barrel Dad $BARRELDAD — Knows the price of a barrel, not the price of milk. The creator holds none of it.
• Gold The Boomer Rock $BOOMROCK — Up 2% and your uncle will not stop talking about it. The creator holds none of it.
• Iron Hands $IRONHAND — Diamond hands shatter. Iron hands just rust shut. The creator holds none of it.
• Coffee Before Nine $PRE9 — The only commodity priced in how badly you slept. The creator holds none of it.
• Uranium Glow Up $GLOWUP — Half-life is just a long-term holding strategy. The creator holds none of it.
• Corn Belt Maximalist $BELTMAXI — It is in your fuel, your soda and your dog. Mostly corn. The creator holds none of it.
• Tariff Season $SEASON — It is always tariff season somewhere. The creator holds none of it.
• Platinum Card Energy $CARD — Rarer than gold, worth less, still sounds richer. The creator holds none of it.
• Lithium Range Anxiety $ANXIETY — Eighty percent in twenty minutes. The last ten in an hour. The creator holds none of it.
• Samurai Trader $SAMURAI — Honors every stop-loss. Has never once taken revenge on the market. The creator bought 3.4% at launch and will post before selling any of it.